Sunday, July 12, 2009

Vaginas rock!!

So everyone's banging on about the sausagefest that was the Triple J's Hottest 100, but I'm wondering how many of these whingers voted for a female artist - or a band containing a female - in their top 10 lists, or if they even voted at all.

The noticeable absence of females does raise some concerns, but I blame it on two things: the fact that there are more male artists and bands in general (I don't have the statistics, but I'm sure males outnumber female musicians by a massive margin) and that the majority of the more commercially successful female artists - particularly those over the last two decades -are the kind that pump out catchy, but ultimately forgettable, pop tunes that are far from "classics" - well, not by Triple J listeners' standards anyway.

However, there is some fantastic female talent out there, and to give them the credit they deserve, I'm going to put together my all-female Hottest 100 songs of all time.

This required a lot of time-wasting at work, and the order of the songs probably still isn't up to scratch, and there's songs surely that have been left out, but frankly, I couldn't give a toss.

THE ALL-FEMALE HOTTEST 100 OF ALL TIME:


1. Dolly Parton - Jolene

2. Breeders - Cannonball

3. Fleetwood Mac - Dreams

4. Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man

5. Aretha Franklin - Respect

6. Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly

7. Janis Joplin - Piece of My Heart

8. Nina Simone - Feeling Good

9. Heartbeats - The Knife

10. Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi

11. The Supremes - Baby Love

12. Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang

13. Lesley Gore - You Don't Own Me

14. Salt'n'Pepa - Push It

15. Blondie - Atomic

16. Shirley Bassee - Diamonds Are Forever

17. Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

18. Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams

19. Nina Simone - My Baby Just Cares for Me

20. Everything But the Girl - Missing

21. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U

22. Ronettes - Be My Baby

23. Dusty Springfield - Spooky

24. Hole -Violet

24. Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks

25. Jefferson Airplane - Somebody to Love

26. Elastica - Connection

27. Lulu - To Sir, With Love

28. Bjork - Isobel

29. Fleetwood Mac - Seven Wonders

30. The Seekers - Georgie Girl

31. Beth Orton - Central Reservation

32. The Carpenters - Tambourine Man

33. Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll

34. Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach

35. Patti Smith - Because the Night

36. The Slits - Heard It On the Grapevine

37. Yvonne Elliman - If I Can't Have You

38. Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights

39. Donna Summer - I Love the Nightlife

40. PJ Harvey - Good Fortune

41. Cat Power - Metal Heart

42. Bjork - Hyperballad

43. Nina Simone - Sinnerman

44. Cat Power - Sea of Love


45. Portishead - Glory Box


46. Delerium (featuring Sarah McLachlan) - Silence


47. Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - 100 Days, 100 Nights

48. Lamb - Gorecki

49. Blondie - Heart of Glass

50. Shirlee Bassee - Big Spender

51. Bjork - Big-Time Sensuality

52. PJ Harvey - This is Love

53. Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

54. The Shirelles - Will You Love Me Tomorrow

55. Nancy Sinatra - These Boots are Made for Walking

56. Madonna - Like a Prayer

57. The Pretenders - Brass in Pocket

58. Goldfrapp - Black Cherry

59. Veruca Salt - Seether

60. Blondie - Rapture

61. Madonna - Live To Tell

62. Tori Amos - Professional Widow

63. Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - How Long

64. Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl

65. Hole - Doll Parts

66. Magic Dirt - Locket

67. The Divinyls - Boys in Town

68. The Cranberries - Zombie

69. Amy Winehouse - Rehab

70. Fleetwood Mac - Tusk

71. I feel the Earth Move - Carole King

72. The Divinyls - Pleasure and Pain

73. Moloko - Sing it Back

74. Sarah Blasko - Don't U Eva

75. Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch

76. Lily Allen - Smile

77. Fiona Apple - Criminal

78. The Bangles - Eternal Flame

79. Kylie Minogue - I Can't Get You Out Of My Head

80. Mavis Staples - I'll Take You There

81. Magic Dirt - Dirty Jeans

82. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps

83. Sharon Jones and Dap Kings - What Have You Done For Me Lately?

84. Lisa Loeb - Stay

85. The Pretenders - Middle of the Road

86. L7 - Pretend That We're Dead

87. The Cranberries - Dreams

89. PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love

90. Sarah Blasko - Perfect Now

91. The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian

92. Cyndi Lauper - True Colours

93. Camera Obscura - Let's Get Out of This Country

94. Gossip - Standing In the Way of Control

95. Regina Spektor - Real Love

96. Blue Boy - Remember Me

97. Beth Orton - She Cries Your Name

98. Eurythmics - There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)

99. Garbage - Stupid Girl

100. Janis Joplin - Me and Bobby McGee

10 comments:

  1. Ok, I'll get the ball rolling...
    What? No Julie London ?
    :)

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  2. Nice list. Esp Elastica. But get rid of Connection. It's a Wire rip off. Replace with Stutter. Bangin'.

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  3. L7 - Pretend we're dead?

    What about Andre?

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  4. I would love a radio station to play this Hottest 100!! In fact they'd make a mean party playlist.

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  5. I for one am most impressed (although have you actually heard all those songs!)

    Also, for every Kylie, Rihanna and Missy there's at least five Ladyhawkes, Emilianas or New Buffalos.

    Also you forgot ROCK LOBSTER and VENUS :P

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  6. great post,will be forwarding on

    i second samson :)

    my baby sister pointed out that much of the music was from the early nineties so the voting majority are probly all 33-35 years old wallowing in remembered glory of teenage years and practising pink floyd and zeppelin covers.

    that was not a huge time for women in alt music other than somewhat novelty bands like L7,, maybe hole and bjork was an oddity then too. doesnt excuse the absence of dolly parton or janis that was an excellent call.

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  7. JACQUELINE. Don't insult me. No song makes this list unless my eardrums know about it first.

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  8. If anyone has the patience to turn this list into a playlist like this one, let me know.

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