Monday, September 21, 2009

What is this bird's real name? And does anyone care?

Forget football, and forget Gary Ablett - at the 2009 Brownlow it was all about the oversized funbags.

Complete with orange Oompa-Loompa spray tan, a women widely reported across all media outlets as 25-year-old "Brynne Gordon" arrived on the arm of former Sydney Football Club owner and controversial doctor 66-year-old Geoffrey Edelsten.







But wait a minute, then who is this chick?



To quote the article: "Leaving no doubt the pair plan to tie the knot, Ms Groden introduced herself in a North American accent as 'Brynne Groden - soon to be Edelsten'."


So clearly, unless this woman does not know her own name, or the paper is lying (both of which are very feasible), then I don't see any reason to question this information.


And Wikipedia has regurgitated these "facts": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Edelsten


Oh but wait. Just to make it even more confusing, The Punch is calling her "Brynne Gorden": http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/good-to-see-geoffrey-edelstens-grown-up/


So who the hell is she then? C'mon media, tell us: who is Edelsten actually marrying?