Vo-Vo eating Flashdancing Hookers

This week in the news:

'Hooker named Indoor Athlete of the Year' may conjure up all sorts of ideas, but things aren't always what they seem. Headline of the day and perhaps a sub-editor's once-in-a lifetime opportunity:

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-sport/hooker-named-indoor-athlete-of-the-year-20090429-an7h.html

And this one here really takes the cake. Makes my bakery puns (see earlier post) seem rather stale:

http://business.theage.com.au/business/krispy-kreme-backs-down-on-vovo-booboo-20090430-ao18.html

And last, but not least. Giving 'Flashdance' a whole new meaning:

http://www.theage.com.au/national/serial-flasher-targets-dance-schools-20090428-aloj.html