Christmas, eh? What a drag. Here's a good way to put the silly into the silly season:
1. Nose hair trimmer
Nothing says I love you like "go trim your jungle of nose hairs, you ugly old git". Not to mention that it looks like a torture device. Ouch.
Not sure how this one would go down with Dad.
3. Fundies
Well, they do look like fun. But no.
"Pamper your banana" - now that's a slogan if I ever saw one. It protects your banana so it doesn't get all bruised and squished in your bag ... an a-peeling prospect, surely (groan).
If you go to their website, there's a handy video showing you how to use it too.
You think Barbie's a bad role model? Pole dancer doll will give your little girl something to aspire to ...
... And why should mummy miss out on all the fun?
You can bet people won't be washing their hands before they use this one.
7. Um ... is there really a word??
I told my boss I would get her this for her baby shower. Yes, it is creepy. We're thinking that Total Recall was maybe the inspiration behind this creation:
8. Poo pourri
I think we all know what people are going to use this for. Do they really need to spell it out?
9. Farting Santa, or as I like to call him: Farter Christmas
10. Dog Poop Calendar
Every month, the same shit? Not with this calendar.
11. Coughing and screaming lung ashtray
Every time you place a cigarette on this ashtray, it starts coughing and screaming. Of course, you only bought it because you love them and want them to quit ...
